MrGrumpy says Relax

MrGrumpy is still not quite on the right timezone, he is currently somewhere mid atlantic, but closing in on the Canaries quickly, especially with the assistance on Beer, Sunshine and LittleMissNaughty.

Even though MrGrumpy has woken to sunshine for the last 6+ weeks, he finds it even better when he has replaced the CubeFarm with the SunBedFarm.

They spent the morning relaxing and slowly baking by the pool and when it got too hot, dipping into the pool to cool down.

After a little lunch back at the room, they went for a walk around, on the island there was a new bar/restaurant, where LittleMissNaughty decided it was a good place to get a cocktail, MrGrumpy stuck with a beer.

They decided to go out for some food, after some negotiation they decided to go to the MemSaab and have a curry, the food was good (but MrGrumpy thinks it is a tad pricy, which is not helped by the Euro/GBP rate). MrGrumpy had to help out LittleMissNaughty to finish off hers, so he was feeling pretty stuffed when they left.

By the end of the evening MrGrumpy had worked out the recipe for marking the perfect MrGrumpyLobster.

1. Take a part baked MrGrumpy
2. Place on pre-heated sunbed (35+ Degrees C)
3. turn over regularly to ensure cooking
4. dunk in pool every 2 - 3 turns
5. repeat steps 3 and 4 until fully cooked
6. leave to hurt for 12-24 hours